i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
Oh my GOD
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY